Pillows, Fake Money, and Kindergarden

Ok, this was an odd dream. I mean, I KNOW MOST of my dreams are odd, but...just read on. Ok, so I was in my childhood room. The one with yellow floral wallpaper. The head of the bed was pushed up to the widow which was at the opposite end of the room and doorway. The bed was queen sized and had many pillows on it, including my current foam one. 

My roommate came in and screamed "What did you DO to the bathroom!!! There are socks everywhere!!! Thats it!!! I'm messing with your pillows!!!" She starts angrily pulling them off the bed and throwing them around. 

"Wait!! I scream, hands out in defense, "Don't hurt the foam one!" She then stops flinging pillows and waves a ten dollar bill in front of me. 

"Do you want it?" she asks, evil smile on her face, "Well..do you?" I was shocked that she'd give me ten bucks so I take it. The tender was really small, and had bright green ink. In the middle with white ink it read, "Loser!!!" I pulled the fake tender at it sides and realized that it folded out sideways a little more. Where a president's picture should be was one of a woman, or someone and under it were the words "This is supposed to shock people." Then my roommate asks, "Want a car? You can have a car!" 

"Um...I have to get used to driving again first!" I reply.

"What about a baby!!! Are you going to have a baby!" Suddenly I see that we're not in my childhood room anymore. Instead we're in some play room with cubbies full of toys and small table in the center. The walls were brown, but kindergarden-like. My fiance comes in and joins in on Maura's pranks on me, though I can remember what he did. All I DO remember is me getting so annoyed that I rush out of the room to go back to my mine. Robert catches me in the hallway before I do and tries to apologias. He pulls my arm to stop me. The hallway we're in is not like the one in my first house (more circle-like then linear, and carpeted). It's the one in my high school dorm, pink walls lined with doors and VARY linear. There is one sign that Robert wants me to see. It read "Dis beautiful women Beatrice." About here is were I woke up.

I had another crazy dream: This time was I in a yellow room with shelves in the walls. I clearly remember the room being macaroni shaped with a huge window at curviest part of the bend. 

"Can I have this room? You can have the blue room!" this teenage girl asks.

"No. Besides, all my speakers and record stuff is already in here anyways" The odd thing was, I could picture the blue room. It was just as AWESOME as the yellow one. Only triangle shaped. But I stood my ground. After the girl left I went looking for my fathers records. They were in the record cabinet somewhere and I was having trouble finding them. I don't know if I found them or not. Oh, and I should add that my room felt like my old yellow room from the first house I ever lived in. Though it didn't have the flowers on the walls, or the lady one brother of mine drew on.

The second dream was just as odd. I was in some mall with reddish-brown marble floors that had gold streaks. Only, this was not a mall. It was my college dorm. Whenever I dream about college dorms they always look fancier. Boarding school dorms too! Anyway...I was walking the grounds, realizing that we had live-in doctors. 

I was in the kitchen of my suit about to cook something when I felt a strange thing in my pants. This gets gross, so..be warned. What it turned out to be was pink and green neon colored worms coming out of a front area....No matter how many I managed to get out, more were there. A this point I decided to get help from the doctors. Thankfully, I woke up.