Thursday, January 3, 2013

Peggy's Polaroid Scam


I have got to stop mid-day naps. This one weird. First, Peggy Hill was going on a vacation ONLY to stop for a graduation ceremony of hers. Her gown was white and as we all watched her, I realized what a scam this all was. I was kinda shocked she'd get scammed again since she got scammed on the show three different times. Well, naturally she didn't take the news well. 

"See,' she said, "They give you a Polaroid Camera. No many schools do that!"
"I know, but...that gown is so cheap. 10 dollars at most! And that camera looks old! And deep green!" I took the camera and realized that I knew it from somewhere. As I figured this all out I realized the scene had changed

Now, I was standing behind the light blue house I grew up in Montclair. It was sunny out. My old Philadelphia roommate was standing next to me on the driveway as I took pictures. When they spit out I realized WHY I had known it before. I used it at Maplebrook School!!! All the pictures were of friends me and the roommate had, like Yoshiko. Only...the pictures turned out to be movies! Yoshiko danced and danced by a hedge that lined the walkway to back porch of the blue house. So odd. Naturally the dream too crazy to sort out. After that, I woke up.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Big Dream


I had this dream that someone I knew was becoming a polygamist by marring a second wife. She was Chinese. What was interesting about her was that her car was ALWAYS parked on some shore of some lake or beach, and to get to it she always jumped into the water and swam to it. 

When I asked the person WHY he was marring a second wife he said "Well, can't stick with just ONE for the rest of my life. PLUS: Tax cuts." When my aunt got word of what this person was doing, she and I went into a college dorm TV area to talk about it. The ceilings where REALLY now. Just before the wedding my aunt pulled me aside and asked what I got them as gifts. Then we talked about how to stop the wedding.

"Maybe we should all remember what you said on New Years," my aunt said. What was odd was that her eyes were REALLY wide. Like..anime wide. Not sure why....

About then I woke up.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Apple Pregnancy Test

Any readers out there? Any? Well, in case there are (hey anything can happen) I'm sorry I have not posted in a long while. I was in the process of moving to a new state and somehow that stress didn't induce more odd dreams. Once might think it would...but...alas not.

I did have one last night though...

Apple made pregnancy tests. Once done the screen would flash green if you're pregnant and a percent of HOW pregnant you were and red if you were NOT pregnant and how NOT pregnant you were. It was so odd. There is more to this dream but it's so detailed it would take years to recall it all.

ta

Sunday, November 11, 2012


Ok, odd dream on the way!!! I was working in some office. The carpet with thin and a bright 70's orange. The shelves were brown and the walls and everything else were a creamy brown/beige. My job was to organize things and I didn't much of it because I didn't have much to organize. There was a worker standing at a podium and I got the feeling I was supposed to have her job but didn't get it yet.

Oh, and all the while I felt that this job would not make me happy, yet I did it. 

Well, later on we started talking about politics and soon the details my dream gets really fuzzy. The last thing I remember is sitting at a computer. It was silver with a black trim on the top. My job was to then write some boring things. I was sitting at a desk close to a carpeted staircase. The mini wall that kept me from falling on the staircase had brown wood on top of it that ran all around it as well. 

As I was typing I heard a guy say "Well, so-and-so writes a least three pages of Hey Arnold Fan-fiction, which is good! I mean, good!" And so I ran downstairs and said "I have more!!! I can give you MUCH more. And BETTER writing too!" The man seemed to like that so I ran upstairs to print my work. But as soon as I came back, some OTHER boss was talking about the election. "Lets talk about Rominy" He made SURE to make it sound like that. Not Romney. Rominy! A man sitting on the wooden wall top said

"I knew Romney was not going to win. I just didn't like him ever since I met him on my .Sparkle account." Someone got excited by that and said "OK, I got to see it!" We both tried to enter in the web address in the address bar and we got into a little tiff. I then said, "Forget it." and tried to go back to work. Someone ELSE tried to use my computer, and when I said NO they said, "I think that is mine."

"NO!!!" I screamed, "THIS IS MINE!!! Don't you even DARE trying to say it's not!!!!" And then I woke up. Crazy, no?

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Pools, Pregnancy, and Sex and the City girls.


Dream Time!!!!!

I was on the side of a pool with my FDU friends. One was swimming and suddenly she was at the bottom of the pool. There was a cloud of blood pluming up in the water. I tried to help her, but she got out fine by herself. Apparently her nose was stuffed up and she had to breathe through her mouth. When I tried to help her another friend, who was oddly sitting indian style, raised his finger and said, "Ah..but you have never been through that before. You don't know what it entails!" So I walked away.

But then I noticed MY nose was getting stuffy. I could not breathe!!!! I ran into an old man with a cart who said, "Just think it and it shall be." He clapped his hands and I could breathe!!! OH I COULD BREATHE. I inhaled deeply. But I also showed a baby bump. Somehow, clearing my nose also moved time forward three months and I was pregnant. 

Samatha and Charlotte from Sex and the City came up to help me. We walked on a road that was wrapped in the gold foil they use for chocolate. After that they left me to my own devices and I woke up. I know..strange.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Bottle Caps and Oriami


Ok, so this dream felt SO REAL. I don't remember all of it, but this is what I DO remember: I was in the parking lot of Fresh Foods on rt 22 near MBS. Some guy in a bus pulled up and said he had our hiking shoes for us. Me, Bobby Hill, and Luanne Platter got on. Luanne had on silver pumps. As the bus got moving I realized that the man had no shoes for me because he didn't intend for me to come. So we all got off and started walking.

"Well, there's the Bottle Cap. We can hike there..corse...you already know that." What was odd was the highway we were walking on was made of gravel even though in reality it's not and the hiking rout I mentioned was near Montclair NJ. Somehow, we make it there and see the Bottle Cap, or, as I used to call it in my littler days, The Hamburger. There were three or four of them now. We saw them as we came to the open clearing. In the clearing near the opening of one of the any other paths there was a guitar dancing act. They had on pink plaid cowboy shirts and jeans. I thought it was the Flight Of the Conchords's guys, but it turned out to be fans OF them trying to BE them, I think.

As soon as I passed over them I was back in upstate NY at Maplebrook School. I happened to see my old math teacher and was shocked to see him. 

"Oh look, guess I have to deal with Wrong Side," he said. I turned, saw, and looked away. He got me to talk and soon he said, 
"Lets go into my office." We did, and it turned out to be his classroom. Once inside we started doing Origami. I was showing him all the tricks.

"See, the reason it didn't work was because it was not a perfect square. You need it perfect. Here..." I folded the paper so the excess (right word?) paper was at the bottom. I then showed him how to cut.

"See," I said, "You keep folding the extra paper back and fourth to weekend the fibers so when you tear it off, it's easy!" I showed him, and he was glad. But when I tried to finish the fold, the paper got longer again, and full of wholes. Not sure why, but it did. So I asked to borrow some paper. 

"Just two sheets, this not really my classroom. I don't have much." I saw that he had loads red paper. Some had writing on one side, some didn't. I took two random sheets and found out they were from a card. I tried to fold them, but they were too think. They had red backgrounds and purple plants on the cover. I was in the middle of trying to fold it when I woke up. Odd, I know.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Inception



Hello Dream Readers! Last two nights I had dreams that where packed will LOADS of mini dreams. Kinda like Inception only less crazy. So how here goes.

Dream 1:

I was with my high school english teacher doing something. I can't recall what. He and I then walked into a record store and I said, "I told my dad about this band. I forget the name. Good band though!!!" My teach turned to me wearing a bulky black, blue, and red sweater and asked "Who am I pretending to be?" I looked at him dance a little, noticed the sweater and said "Cosby!" 
"Nope!" I tired again, failed, and then he told me. "Tim Allan!" I nodded, suddenly getting it.

Then, I was no longer with my teacher. Instead I was at work with a boss who looked like Mitt Romny. Mitt was smiling a lot. He had two girls and every time they misbehaved he physically punished them. The punishment I witnessed was him pushing his daughter's nose up hard with the palm his hand. 

"Um, maybe you shouldn't do that!" I said, "I don't care if I loose my job but why not wait until you're home with them. OUT of public view!"

"But then they might not know why I'm doing it!"

"Oh, " I added, "Like dogs I get it. If you don't whack them now then they won't remember why your whacking them with the newspaper later right? But it's STILL WRONG!!" As he said this some TV behind him was showing trippy silver pictures. One molded into the other. Oh, and the walls were a nice yellow-beige, the carpet was 70's orange, and the bookshelves brown. About here I woke up.

Dream 2:

Had the school dream I have sometimes. The one where I am lost in the halls can't find my classroom. Usually I'm back in grade school or high school. This time I was in college. 

I was trying to see if I could use a pillow to make me look pregnant and I'm not sure why. OH, and there was something with Bette Midler too. Not sure what. Maybe she was the one telling me my pillow thing would not work.

I was walking with some friends down to a lake like Deer Lake in NJ. I ran into an FDU friend who complemented my iPod touch. I said, "It was a gift from my aunt. She's a teacher, but she saved up!" And then my friend said "I get it. If I were a teacher I'd buy it too!" and so walked down to the lake. This lake had polls sticking out of it with store items on it. Not sure why, or how, but this lake had a store in the middle of it. No walls, just aisles. The other side of the lake showed a New York Skyline but I KNEW it was Philadelphia, not NYC. There might have been more, but that's all I got now.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Metallic Army Ships and Rocks


Another Crazy Dream. Man, this was...wow. A lot was going on, but I'll try my best to remember. I was in some ocean going WAY far out from shore. Off in the distance I saw a long boat with a row windows at the bottom. Only it was not cruise ship. It was a metallic plated military ship that was oddly shaped like the letter V. Only the bottom was flat and rounded at the corners. A vary beveled look. The metal made it shine a little but was tinted in a reddish purple color. Men were jumping off it.

"But I don't want to jump that far!" I said, "The water is really deep and I am AFRAID of the deep! And the hight!!" 

"Aright then!" My drill sergeant said, "I have better job for you!" We swam backwards using our feet like otters. We were going REALLY fast. Like SONIC fast. For some reason, my laptop was on my lap. We got to a post that was basically a white pipe. My sergeant said "Stay here!! Watch this post! Most likely nothing will happen!!!!" I don't know why, but I started to whine about this, so we swam back to shore. 

"Ok, if you're going to whine, here!" By now we on some crumbling steps of a old (and awesome looking) castle building. Everything was brown-ish orange color. The steps I was sitting on were numerous!!! He threw me these rubber stamps and said "Here! Use these to practice putting makeup on! You just coat the stamp with what you want, and press on your eyes" The stamps were for eye shadow. The brow and bottom eye creases were raised so it looked like there would be a solid black line going ALL around my eye. I looked at both and thought about how using these are no different then doing it manually, seeing as the eye shadow would have to be put IN the deep grove to work. 

Suddenly, I was not doing that anymore. I looked outside and saw that the ocean had receded to show WONDERFUL rocks. All the rocks were stacked neatly on each other with some black matter to hold them all in place. The tops of each rock stack were square and clumped together to form one huge rectangular block. The colors were amazing! Hues of red, brown, orange, and tints of yellow. Though there were some rocks that were a deep cobalt blue. The color was VIBRANT. So rich in its cobalt color! The rocks that had this color were on this back wall. 

See, on the right end of this rectangular rock block was an offshoot of rocks that formed a long beam. This rectangular beam went to the back wall. The back wall had earthy toned rocks like the front, but in the middle the wall (and at the tallest part of the wall for some reason) had the Cobalt rocks. The rocks formed a slope kind of like slope you see in the escalator symbol. So there was a THICK line of them that then sloped downward to the bottom. 

I remember going off to do something else, but I came back to the rocks to try to take pictures. My oldest brother pointed at the Cobalt stack and said "That's not part of our country. We can't take pictures of that!" I could see a waterfall coming out of the cobalt and sighed, going to the front of the castle to take photos of the sky. 

"I wonder if my fiance will be happy I've taken up photography!" I thought to myself as I looking through a view finder. The sky was a bright-light blue and clouds sprouted little cloud arms to move into my shot. Then, the scene changed again. Only, elements of the crumbling castle remained. 

I was walking down the steps and realized I was in my Philadelphia apartment building. There was ALL this mail addressed to me on the mail cill in the landing and I grabbed it. When I got back up I remember telling someone that my roommate needs to do some chore. Not sure which chore, or why. Just that she had to do it. I went back down to the front door and Jenna, an old High School peer from MBS opened the front door and said "OH REALY!!!" and then left. About them I woke up. I know...odd...

Sunday, October 21, 2012


Another Crazy Dream: A LOT was going on, but only a little is a remembered. I was standing at some deep neon purple counter. A guy that looked kinda like Doc from Back To The Future was handing out green circler stickers that had all these questions on them with stares names being the answers. Under each name was a number. Apparently who you chose have you get a certain amount of points. But the point were not 4 or 5 like in most tests. It was more like 301, or 256. At the side you put the point value so you could add it up at the end. ONLY, that's not so. OH, and did I mention that this was test to see if you could join the NASA Space Program? 

To add the score you had to press on some plastic rectangles on the back. The Plastic would expand and then some clouds would appear in the little rectangular compartments before clearing JUST enough for you to see coded answers like A2, CB or 2B. I was supposed to wait until Doc was there to help me score the test, but I pressed the plastic and scored it anyway. But because Doc was not right there next to me my answers were only unclouded for a second. 

"Um...little help?" I asked. He stopped helping another girl and took the test from me. "Oh, you scored it already!" I know there is more to this dream, but I don't recall.

Friday, October 19, 2012

Pillows, Fake Money, and Kindergarden


Ok, this was an odd dream. I mean, I KNOW MOST of my dreams are odd, but...just read on. Ok, so I was in my childhood room. The one with yellow floral wallpaper. The head of the bed was pushed up to the widow which was at the opposite end of the room and doorway. The bed was queen sized and had many pillows on it, including my current foam one. 

My roommate came in and screamed "What did you DO to the bathroom!!! There are socks everywhere!!! Thats it!!! I'm messing with your pillows!!!" She starts angrily pulling them off the bed and throwing them around. 

"Wait!! I scream, hands out in defense, "Don't hurt the foam one!" She then stops flinging pillows and waves a ten dollar bill in front of me. 

"Do you want it?" she asks, evil smile on her face, "Well..do you?" I was shocked that she'd give me ten bucks so I take it. The tender was really small, and had bright green ink. In the middle with white ink it read, "Loser!!!" I pulled the fake tender at it sides and realized that it folded out sideways a little more. Where a president's picture should be was one of a woman, or someone and under it were the words "This is supposed to shock people." Then my roommate asks, "Want a car? You can have a car!" 

"Um...I have to get used to driving again first!" I reply.

"What about a baby!!! Are you going to have a baby!" Suddenly I see that we're not in my childhood room anymore. Instead we're in some play room with cubbies full of toys and small table in the center. The walls were brown, but kindergarden-like. My fiance comes in and joins in on Maura's pranks on me, though I can remember what he did. All I DO remember is me getting so annoyed that I rush out of the room to go back to my mine. Robert catches me in the hallway before I do and tries to apologias. He pulls my arm to stop me. The hallway we're in is not like the one in my first house (more circle-like then linear, and carpeted). It's the one in my high school dorm, pink walls lined with doors and VARY linear. There is one sign that Robert wants me to see. It read "Dis beautiful women Beatrice." About here is were I woke up.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Oranges


I had a dream that I was on Spring Garden and some kid asked me for change. I don't know why, but he would not leave me alone until I fallowed him. We came to some dirt path with a box oranges. It was dusk. 

"Now are you gonna buy something or do I have to make ya?" he asked forcefully. I looked it my wallet and found a dollar, handed it over, and got a what I thought was an orange. Turned out to be a grape fruit. 

Then the scene changed. I was in some run down trailer deep in the woods. Some stereotypical white trash couple where there arguing over something. Then cookies. It was heavily complicated but soon everything became a little clear. There was a lack of Oreos and the only cookies in the pantry was chocolate chip. The wife of the group didn't like it, and for reasons I can't figure out, through away The Bible in trash can outside her front door. She made a BIG show of it, leaving all the next door neighbors to gasp in surprise. There might have been more to this, but I am not sure.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Battery Bullets and 40's Soup


Dream Time: A LOT was going on, but THIS is what I can remember. I was standing in a room. The walls were pink and the decor was old style french, I think. Robotnik was standing there behind a desk and wearing some metal casing that was flesh-pink colored. I took out a gun and shot him, SEVERAL times. But he would not die. Robotnik would instead slowly walk out of the room, and then back in. 

I took note of bullets and realized that no only were they look like Rite Aid batteries, but I only had four per round. I switched guns to hold 8, and somehow realized through the switch that this was a game. 

What was odd was WHEN the bullets went INTO Robotnik, the smooth-flat ends would be exposed. Like there were pre-drilled holes they were supposed to into. I also could not see his face at all. I might have won (meaning kill him once) and tried to play again. When I did, however, I noticed two things: 1) My father was eating clear soup from rusty cans from the 40s with trees for labels. 2) In round 2, Robotnik had a gun as well to shoot ME with. I dashed out the room, peered my head in, and then went to my dad. His table was in this mini hallway attached to the room. The hallway was about as long as the table and Dad. I went up to dad and he explained that because these rusty cans had been sealed since the 40s, all they left in them was a clear salty liquid. I did not join him. 

I walked out to the front to a meadow. I noticed my hair was clean and washed. There might have been more to this, but I can't recall.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Robert Downey Jr.


I had a dream last night that had Robert Downey, Jr. See, I was in Luigi's Fresca, a pizza place in Philly. I was asked to write a blog for the website. But NOT about Pizza. About Movies and TV. I had to pick a sitcom that really shaped the 50s. I was set to do it when I started watching a pizza movie. I paused it when the owner of the shop, some skinny guy with a sweaty upper lip, showed me his HUGE office upstairs. I saw it, and he said, "Ok, so...write."

"But I have to write about a sitcom that shaped the 50s, or something."

"Ok, well...now you can write anything!!!" I went downstairs and instead of writing, I finished the rest of the pizza movie. The owner caught me and told me try writing anywhere in the pizza place. Just pick a spot and go. Then, when that didn't work, the guy said to work from home. Robert Downey, JR showed up and said, "You're just giving her this job because you feel sorry for her."

I walked on, suddenly inside a large room with a grand carpet on the floor. It was red with a gold double-helix pattern. Out of nowhere, I bump into Downey again, this time spilling whatever I had in my hands. 

"Oh, so you're listing to records. Gee, that's interesting. Who listens to records anymore...who...Oh Yea. HIPSTERS!" He did that blinking thing he does when yelled the last word. I picked up what I dropped and saw my copy of "On The Threshold Of a Dream" About then I woke up.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Cookie Advert


Nap time dream: I was in my living room in my apartment. Off to the back where the couch should have been there was a few square tables with off white/light yellow linens on them. In the center table there are cookies, and a camera. Apparently, right under the mantle there is small child whose being used for a cookie advert. I was shocked, seeing as this is MY (Well, more my roommates then mine) apartment and not some ad agency. 

Suddenly, at the first table near the kitchen the mother of the child asked me to dinner. 

"It's just Chillies!" Then, just as suddenly, my Dad walks by and says "Um, I should take her to dinner. She is MY daughter after all!" A white gloved waitress comes out of my kitchen with platters of covered food and I realize that, somehow, this isn't just my apartment anymore. A high rise lobby complete with gold-streaked red marble floors had somehow popped into my living room. I mean, my living room was not there anymore. Just a huge lobby with Marble floors. Why do I keep dreaming of marble floors anyway? It's the same kind too, brownish-red with gold streaks. Every time. Oh, and there large green plants everywhere too. I'd say every corner but this lobby was had no corners. It was one huge cylinder! There white gloved waiters with covers trays of food running ALL around the place. 

""Why can't my landlord tell me about this!" I scream in the center of the place. "ONE phone call is all it takes to warm me of this!!!" About then I woke up.

Monday, September 24, 2012

The High School Kingdom of Texas

 Another Crazy Dream. I was in a living in an apartment that was part of a mall. I am not sure if I was in Texas, but from what people said later, it must have been. A large tree fell into my apartment and we all have to leave. Outside the apt was a long hallway of stores. There was a blond woman with BIG hair standing next to me. After a while of standing around we got to back inside.

In the living room there were scraps of light purple fabric on a red rug. There was a couch behind the rug. I went to my room and the blond woman came in. "Quick! Choose a dress! The High School Kingdom of Texas NEEDS you!!! You MUST choose a Texas Prince to Marry. Pronto!!!" I immediately thought to myself, "I hope they mean I can pick from where my fiance! I want him!" We looked outside and saw ALL neighboring trees being torn down. About then I woke up.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

I dream it so you don't have to!!


This dream was sad. Really sad. In this dream things jumbled around and around. Lucy Camdon from 7th Heaven was running away from her husband. People tried to chase her through a garden filled with fountains. It was SO sunny!!! I never saw Lucy, I just chased her path. What was odd was that while running through the garden, the plot of the dream shifted. 

I was still running to catch her. But in my pursuit I learned that Doug Walker died. I was suddenly crippled with overwhelming sadness. I was crying so much my eyes HURT. Finally my I saw in the dream caught up with my emotions. I was no longer in a garden. I was in a mansion standing next to Drew Barrymore who was leaning on a dresser. 

"I'm going to be a non-speaking extra in this one, OK?" She says nonchalantly. I turn my head to see my friend (also named Dough) was getting ready in front of a bright mirror with long bulbs of light in either side. 

The next thing I remember is being in a huge room of the mansion. I was with all of the FDU friends (Also known as The Crazy Crew) and I was STILL crying. 

"I could handle him quitting his show," I sobbed, "But NOT THIS!!!" I broke down again while a Crew member came by to console me. 

"And now Fletchy is dead too!" I sobbed. I remember the floor of room was made of stone. Large gray slabs of blobbed shaped stone. By a wall a line of stones rose up above the rest and I sat them on them, still crying. I can tell I dreamt more, but I can't recall what.

Oddest thing is, I have NO IDEA who fletchy is. Or was, according to my dream. Where do I get this stuff?

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Katy Perry


Another odd dream. Only this time I dreamt that Katy Perry wanted a sex change so she could be the first legally male singer/star to give birth. Only, he/she/it didn't get pregnant right away. Instead Katy put a HUGE exorcize ball up her shirt. I saw it back stage. It was a muted turquoise color and looked like the ones we used in gym class. 

Suddenly, I am in a light brown room with a fat nanny. I can't recall if there was something going on with the certain in the room. But I can recall that my brain quickly changed scenes again. 

I was in a limo with an african american. We were driving down long wining streets with houses that all looked the same. Like Levittown. On my left hand there was a Rolex with a large face and reddish purple background. 

"Here," I said as I gave it to the man, "Take it back. I should not have accepted it. Sorry." About then I woke up.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Dead Dream5


Wow, what an odd dream. OK, I know ALL my dreams are odd, but trust me..ODD DREAM. I was in my bed trying sleep and I couldn't. No matter what I did, I was wide awake. I look up see fireworks reflected in the white blades of the ceiling fan. I sit up and look at them out my back window. 

What was odd was that instead of there being three windows, there were two sliding glass doors and a porch. Several people where out there watching the fireworks. I stayed in bed and watched. Then, out of nowhere Deadmau5 came in! He was not wearing his famous Mau5head. It was just plain old Joel Zimmerman. He walked to my bed, hugged me (which was really creepy considering how I sleep) and then proceeded to lick the left side of my face. 

"Ok," I thought to myself, "I can do this! I can kick him down before he rapes me!" And then I woke up. REALLY confused. It felt SO real. It felt so lucid, and creepy. Boy, was it creepy!!! Everything was normal (for me at least) in the dream until Joel showed up and then it was like...a nightmare. And I have no idea why. If I met Deadmau5 is real like I'd be happy!!! A total Fan-girl. But no...in my dreams Deamau5 has to be a total creep and lick me. Why does my subconscious hate me?

Tuesday, September 18, 2012


WOW, what a dream!!! My father had bought a new house in south Jersey. It was HUGE, but vary nice. It was the kind of house you'd see in "Leave It To Beaver" wonderful shutters, two grand stories Anyway...

Dad and I were out back talking about how great the lawn was. 

"It's so HUGE! And, get this! NO ONE ELSE can use it but YOU! That's gotta be nice Dad!"

"Hey, you're right!!!" Dad exclaims. Next thing I know a friend I have not seen since middle school asks me to see her.

"Just drive on by and we'll walk the old rout!!!"

"Dad just moved, can't do that. But I can still come by." So we made a plan. I didn't tell my dad the exact plan because I knew he'd forbid me to go, so I just said I was going to said friend without saying what we'd do.

BUT! I never make it there. I paused by some lake, or something, and next thing I know some really tanned naked guy with orange hair, an orange handle bar mustache, and a red beret (That sported some military symbol I couldn't make out) jumps in my car and tells me to drive. I do, amazed that I can drive smoothly. He points a gun at me and I'm mad I can't defend myself. I KNOW that I'd use my anger to hurt the guy, yet I can't. So we drive on. Suddenly, he asks me to stop the car. 

We get out by another lake. There a red brick wall that makes up the entrance of the lake. There are fall leaves all around it, a damp rainy day. At first he leaves me with nothing, but then he changes his mind and leaves me with my nearly dead cell, and bike. He keeps my purple Duluth Bag with all my money and various cards in it. At this point I am SO DONE with the dream that I try wake myself up. I know I'm sort of up, but not all the way.

You know that feeling? When you can sense your limps starting to wake up but the rest of you is still out cold? I felt that. Obviously I got up shortly after.

Friday, September 14, 2012


I had another crazy dream: This time was I in a yellow room with shelves in the walls. I clearly remember the room being macaroni shaped with a huge window at curviest part of the bend. 

"Can I have this room? You can have the blue room!" this teenage girl asks.
"No. Besides, all my speakers and record stuff is already in here anyways" The odd thing was, I could picture the blue room. It was just as AWESOME as the yellow one. Only triangle shaped. But I stood my ground. After the girl left I went looking for my fathers records. They were in the record cabinet somewhere and I was having trouble finding them. I don't know if I found them or not. Oh, and I should add that my room felt like my old yellow room from the first house I ever lived in. Though it didn't have the flowers on the walls, or the lady one brother of mine drew on.

The second dream was just as odd. I was in some mall with reddish-brown marble floors that had gold streaks. Only, this was not a mall. It was my college dorm. Whenever I dream about college dorms they always look fancier. Boarding school dorms too! Anyway...I was walking the grounds, realizing that we had live-in doctors. 

I was in the kitchen of my suit about to cook something when I felt a strange thing in my pants. This gets gross, so..be warned. What it turned out to be was pink and green neon colored worms coming out of a front area....No matter how many I managed to get out, more were there. A this point I decided to get help from the doctors. Thankfully, I woke up.