Peggy's Polaroid Scam

I have got to stop mid-day naps. This one weird. First, Peggy Hill was going on a vacation ONLY to stop for a graduation ceremony of hers. Her gown was white and as we all watched her, I realized what a scam this all was. I was kinda shocked she'd get scammed again since she got scammed on the show three different times. Well, naturally she didn't take the news well. 

"See,' she said, "They give you a Polaroid Camera. No many schools do that!"

"I know, but...that gown is so cheap. 10 dollars at most! And that camera looks old! And deep green!" I took the camera and realized that I knew it from somewhere. As I figured this all out I realized the scene had changed

Now, I was standing behind the light blue house I grew up in Montclair. It was sunny out. My old Philadelphia roommate was standing next to me on the driveway as I took pictures. When they spit out I realized WHY I had known it before. I used it at Maplebrook School!!! All the pictures were of friends me and the roommate had, like Yoshiko. Only...the pictures turned out to be movies! Yoshiko danced and danced by a hedge that lined the walkway to back porch of the blue house. So odd. Naturally the dream too crazy to sort out. After that, I woke up.

Big Dream

I had this dream that someone I knew was becoming a polygamist by marring a second wife. She was Chinese. What was interesting about her was that her car was ALWAYS parked on some shore of some lake or beach, and to get to it she always jumped into the water and swam to it. 

When I asked the person WHY he was marring a second wife he said "Well, can't stick with just ONE for the rest of my life. PLUS: Tax cuts." When my aunt got word of what this person was doing, she and I went into a college dorm TV area to talk about it. The ceilings where REALLY now. Just before the wedding my aunt pulled me aside and asked what I got them as gifts. Then we talked about how to stop the wedding.

"Maybe we should all remember what you said on New Years," my aunt said. What was odd was that her eyes were REALLY wide. Like..anime wide. Not sure why....

About then I woke up.

Apple Pregnancy Test

Any readers out there? Any? Well, in case there are (hey anything can happen) I'm sorry I have not posted in a long while. I was in the process of moving to a new state and somehow that stress didn't induce more odd dreams. Once might think it would...but...alas not.

I did have one last night though...

Apple made pregnancy tests. Once done the screen would flash green if you're pregnant and a percent of HOW pregnant you were and red if you were NOT pregnant and how NOT pregnant you were. It was so odd. There is more to this dream but it's so detailed it would take years to recall it all.

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Ok, odd dream on the way!!! I was working in some office. The carpet with thin and a bright 70's orange. The shelves were brown and the walls and everything else were a creamy brown/beige. My job was to organize things and I didn't much of it because I didn't have much to organize. There was a worker standing at a podium and I got the feeling I was supposed to have her job but didn't get it yet.

Oh, and all the while I felt that this job would not make me happy, yet I did it. 

Well, later on we started talking about politics and soon the details my dream gets really fuzzy. The last thing I remember is sitting at a computer. It was silver with a black trim on the top. My job was to then write some boring things. I was sitting at a desk close to a carpeted staircase. The mini wall that kept me from falling on the staircase had brown wood on top of it that ran all around it as well. 

As I was typing I heard a guy say "Well, so-and-so writes a least three pages of Hey Arnold Fan-fiction, which is good! I mean, good!" And so I ran downstairs and said "I have more!!! I can give you MUCH more. And BETTER writing too!" The man seemed to like that so I ran upstairs to print my work. But as soon as I came back, some OTHER boss was talking about the election. "Lets talk about Rominy" He made SURE to make it sound like that. Not Romney. Rominy! A man sitting on the wooden wall top said

"I knew Romney was not going to win. I just didn't like him ever since I met him on my .Sparkle account." Someone got excited by that and said "OK, I got to see it!" We both tried to enter in the web address in the address bar and we got into a little tiff. I then said, "Forget it." and tried to go back to work. Someone ELSE tried to use my computer, and when I said NO they said, "I think that is mine."

"NO!!!" I screamed, "THIS IS MINE!!! Don't you even DARE trying to say it's not!!!!" And then I woke up. Crazy, no?

Pools, Pregnancy, and Sex and the City girls.

Dream Time!!!!!

I was on the side of a pool with my FDU friends. One was swimming and suddenly she was at the bottom of the pool. There was a cloud of blood pluming up in the water. I tried to help her, but she got out fine by herself. Apparently her nose was stuffed up and she had to breathe through her mouth. When I tried to help her another friend, who was oddly sitting indian style, raised his finger and said, "Ah..but you have never been through that before. You don't know what it entails!" So I walked away.

But then I noticed MY nose was getting stuffy. I could not breathe!!!! I ran into an old man with a cart who said, "Just think it and it shall be." He clapped his hands and I could breathe!!! OH I COULD BREATHE. I inhaled deeply. But I also showed a baby bump. Somehow, clearing my nose also moved time forward three months and I was pregnant. 

Samatha and Charlotte from Sex and the City came up to help me. We walked on a road that was wrapped in the gold foil they use for chocolate. After that they left me to my own devices and I woke up. I know..strange.

Bottle Caps and Oriami

Ok, so this dream felt SO REAL. I don't remember all of it, but this is what I DO remember: I was in the parking lot of Fresh Foods on rt 22 near MBS. Some guy in a bus pulled up and said he had our hiking shoes for us. Me, Bobby Hill, and Luanne Platter got on. Luanne had on silver pumps. As the bus got moving I realized that the man had no shoes for me because he didn't intend for me to come. So we all got off and started walking.

"Well, there's the Bottle Cap. We can hike there..corse...you already know that." What was odd was the highway we were walking on was made of gravel even though in reality it's not and the hiking rout I mentioned was near Montclair NJ. Somehow, we make it there and see the Bottle Cap, or, as I used to call it in my littler days, The Hamburger. There were three or four of them now. We saw them as we came to the open clearing. In the clearing near the opening of one of the any other paths there was a guitar dancing act. They had on pink plaid cowboy shirts and jeans. I thought it was the Flight Of the Conchords's guys, but it turned out to be fans OF them trying to BE them, I think.

As soon as I passed over them I was back in upstate NY at Maplebrook School. I happened to see my old math teacher and was shocked to see him. 

"Oh look, guess I have to deal with Wrong Side," he said. I turned, saw, and looked away. He got me to talk and soon he said, 

"Lets go into my office." We did, and it turned out to be his classroom. Once inside we started doing Origami. I was showing him all the tricks.

"See, the reason it didn't work was because it was not a perfect square. You need it perfect. Here..." I folded the paper so the excess (right word?) paper was at the bottom. I then showed him how to cut.

"See," I said, "You keep folding the extra paper back and fourth to weekend the fibers so when you tear it off, it's easy!" I showed him, and he was glad. But when I tried to finish the fold, the paper got longer again, and full of wholes. Not sure why, but it did. So I asked to borrow some paper. 

"Just two sheets, this not really my classroom. I don't have much." I saw that he had loads red paper. Some had writing on one side, some didn't. I took two random sheets and found out they were from a card. I tried to fold them, but they were too think. They had red backgrounds and purple plants on the cover. I was in the middle of trying to fold it when I woke up. Odd, I know.

Inception

Hello Dream Readers! Last two nights I had dreams that where packed will LOADS of mini dreams. Kinda like Inception only less crazy. So how here goes.

Dream 1:

I was with my high school english teacher doing something. I can't recall what. He and I then walked into a record store and I said, "I told my dad about this band. I forget the name. Good band though!!!" My teach turned to me wearing a bulky black, blue, and red sweater and asked "Who am I pretending to be?" I looked at him dance a little, noticed the sweater and said "Cosby!" 

"Nope!" I tired again, failed, and then he told me. "Tim Allan!" I nodded, suddenly getting it.

Then, I was no longer with my teacher. Instead I was at work with a boss who looked like Mitt Romny. Mitt was smiling a lot. He had two girls and every time they misbehaved he physically punished them. The punishment I witnessed was him pushing his daughter's nose up hard with the palm his hand. 

"Um, maybe you shouldn't do that!" I said, "I don't care if I loose my job but why not wait until you're home with them. OUT of public view!"

"But then they might not know why I'm doing it!"

"Oh, " I added, "Like dogs I get it. If you don't whack them now then they won't remember why your whacking them with the newspaper later right? But it's STILL WRONG!!" As he said this some TV behind him was showing trippy silver pictures. One molded into the other. Oh, and the walls were a nice yellow-beige, the carpet was 70's orange, and the bookshelves brown. About here I woke up.

Dream 2:

Had the school dream I have sometimes. The one where I am lost in the halls can't find my classroom. Usually I'm back in grade school or high school. This time I was in college. 

I was trying to see if I could use a pillow to make me look pregnant and I'm not sure why. OH, and there was something with Bette Midler too. Not sure what. Maybe she was the one telling me my pillow thing would not work.

I was walking with some friends down to a lake like Deer Lake in NJ. I ran into an FDU friend who complemented my iPod touch. I said, "It was a gift from my aunt. She's a teacher, but she saved up!" And then my friend said "I get it. If I were a teacher I'd buy it too!" and so walked down to the lake. This lake had polls sticking out of it with store items on it. Not sure why, or how, but this lake had a store in the middle of it. No walls, just aisles. The other side of the lake showed a New York Skyline but I KNEW it was Philadelphia, not NYC. There might have been more, but that's all I got now.